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Sunday, 3 November 2013
MEDICAL JOKE: Heart surgeon Vs Mechanic!!!
SLY asked the doc after wiping his hands on a rag, "Look at this car I'm working on. I also open hearts, take valves out, fix them, put in new parts, and when I finish this baby will be ready to be discharged.
So how come you get more cash, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon very calmly leaned over and whispered to the loudmouth mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running." Lol...
Keep staying Healthy, Informed and Entertained.... Happy Sunday!!!
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Saturday, 2 November 2013
MEDICAL JOKE: A Doctor's Burial!!!
A cardiac specialist died and during his burial the coffin was placed in front of a huge model of a heart made up of flowers.
When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed.
Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own burial" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?" "I'm a gynecologist."
Keep Staying Healthy, Informed and Entertained...
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INTRODUCING MEDICAL JOKES!!!
HIN (Health Infotainment Nigeria) never fails to add these words in her sermon- STAYING HEALTHY, INFORMED and ENTERTAINED. Consequently, we will be providing you with MEDICAL JOKES as a form of entertainment.
Medical jokes are of various sorts; covering vast areas of medicine such as surgery, cardiology, obstetrics & gynaecology, paediatrics, pathology, psychiatry(oh yes, lol) and so on...
We want to put a smile on your face, make you forget your problems... In case you don't know, its a form of therapy for anyone.
Our jokes will be posted randomly during the day, with about two or three jokes in a post. All medical terms will be broken down for easy understanding.
Medical jokes are always fun to read because a lot of funny things happen in the hospital( and outside the hospital too), you never know until you get to read one...
Also, you are free to leave your comments after reading a joke. You can submit your own medical joke for publishing...
Keep staying Healthy, Informed and Entertained... Thanks!!! Med Prince
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Friday, 1 November 2013
HEALTH NEWS: HIV Antibody Infusions Show Promise as Treatment for AIDS Virus
Antibodies are the body's frontline soldiers. When it detects an infection, the immune system activates proteins which try to neutralize the invader.
But not everyone infected with HIV can make sufficient numbers of these so-called neutralizing antibodies against the virus. So, U.S. government scientists and researchers at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center in Massachusetts collected neutralizing antibodies from those who make enough of them, purified them and targeted them at a particular region on the AIDS virus.
The purified antibodies, known as monoclonal antibodies, were infused intravenously into rhesus monkeys infected with a virus very similar to HIV. After the treatments, the monkey virus, known as SHIV, was reduced to undetectable levels in some of the animals.
U.S. Institute for Allergy and Infectious Diseases Director Anthony Fauci says the infusions might someday be an alternative to current AIDS therapies.
"And in fact, if you perfect it well enough, you might, if you have long acting antibodies, you might be able to infuse antibodies into a person a few times a year and get away without having to treat them every single day with a drug,"said Fauci.
In the Beth Deaconess study, antibody infusions drove SHIV in 16 of 18 monkeys down to undetectable levels within a week and kept it there for an average of 56 days.
In another study conducted by researchers at the National Institutes of Health, two infusions in asymptomatic monkeys kept the virus in check for more than two months. But one monkey became antibody resistant.
Fauci says researchers are now preparing for human trials. He says infusions could also potentially be used to protect the HIV-negative partners of those infected with the virus.
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HEALTH GOSSIP: Pregnant Women who snore may give birth to smaller babies!!!
Snoring during pregnancy was also linked to higher rates of Caesarean delivery. Experts said snoring may be a sign of breathing problems that could deprive an unborn baby of oxygen.
Previous research has already shown that women who start to snore during pregnancy are at risk from high blood pressure and the potentially dangerous pregnancy condition pre-eclampsia.
Scientists found that women who snored in their sleep three or more nights per week had a higher risk of poor delivery outcomes, including smaller babies and Caesarean births.
Chronic snorers, who snored both before and during pregnancy, were two thirds more likely to have a baby whose weight was in the bottom 10 per cent. They were also more than twice as likely to need an elective Caesarean delivery, or C-section, compared with non-snorers.
Don't blame Pregnant Women for snoring na.. Imagine carrying a developing baby in your Abdomen.. Well I guess Men with pot belly can't attest to the fact that it ain't easy!!!
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Thursday, 31 October 2013
HEALTH GOSSIP: World tallest Man marries wife who reaches him at his waist!!!
Medically speaking, this is called GIGANTISM- excessive growth due to over secretion of growth hormone during CHILDHOOD as compared to 'Acromegaly' that occurs in adults mostly due to tumour of the pituitary gland leading to excessive growth.
Sincerely I don't what it is with tall men and short ladies and vice versa... But one thing is certain, 'Like poles (2 tall persons) repel' and 'unlike poles (1 short n 1 tall) definitely attracts'....
The world's tallest man has married – and his new bride barely reaches his waist. At 5ft 8in.
Merve Dibo is not a particularly short lady, but next to her giant groom Sultan Kosen, who looms at an enormous 8ft 3in(WOW), she looks tiny. Turkish farmer n Sultan, who has size 28 feet, is almost three feet taller than his blushing bride.
Sultan said he had given up on his quest to find love until he met Merve. The gentle giant said: "How unfortunate I could not find a suitable girl of my own size, but I believe I've found the person for me."
What could be the reason for this affinity between tall Men and short Ladies and vice versa? This is a question that need answers...
Please leave your comments below!!!
Wednesday, 30 October 2013
HEALTH GOSSIP: (UPDATE) OJB Jezreel has been discharged following a successful kidney transplantation!!!
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Tuesday, 29 October 2013
HEALTH GOSSIP: Depressed Chinese bachelor cuts his penis off because it's surplus to requirements then CYCLES to hospital for treatment (but forgets to take severed organ with him)
When he arrived doctors told him they couldn't help save his manhood and ordered him to cycle back home to get the penis before he could be treated.
When Yang Hu, 26, eventually arrived back at the hospital with the severed member, doctors told him that it had been without blood for too long, and it was impossible to reattach it. Yang's friends said that he had been increasingly depressed about the fact that since moving to the city he could not find a girlfriend.
What was worse, they said, was that he was doing such long hours in a clothing factory in Jiaxing, in Zhejiang province in east China, that he doubted he would ever have a chance to meet a woman.
His depression grew so bad that after returning home after work at 9pm on October 27 to his rented room he had suddenly decided to cut off his member as there was no use for it anyway, and believing it would stop him thinking about getting a girlfriend.
Incredibly he managed to cycle to the hospital, then cycled home again to collect the severed member and then back to the hospital.
His friends criticised doctors saying that had they provided the man with an ambulance he might have managed to get home quicker and his private parts could have been
saved.
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HEALTH GOSSIP: Woman dies at 20 although she looked like a baby...
Brooke Greenberg, of Reisterstown, Md., puzzled medical professionals for years because she still looked and acted like a toddler. Doctors eventually dubbed her extremely rare condition "Syndrome X."
"While the outside world may have noticed Brooke's physical stature and been puzzled by her unique development state, she brought joy and love to her family," Rabi Andrew Busch, who delievered the eulogy at the funeral, told the Daily News Monday. "Her parents, three sisters and extended family showered her with love and respected her dignity throughout her entire life."
Brooke's mother, Melanie Greenberg, said, 'The older she gets, the more unbelievable it gets.'
In the womb, Brooke would not develop one month and play catch-up the next but that stopped around the age of 5 when all development stopped, her parents told NBC News.
"Brooke was a little on the small side, but nothing abnormal," Brooke's father, Howard Greenberg, told the station. "I mean you couldn't really tell until you witnessed the birth and you saw Brooke."
Brooke arrived one month early at just four pounds with a rare condition anterior hip dislocation. She needed surgery because her dislocated hips pushed forward and put her legs in an awkward position, paediatrician Lawrence Pakula explained.
Brooke's family realized something was wrong when her younger sister aged past her. Nonetheless, the woman had a strong personal identity and loved her family and friends.
The family realized something was wrong as Brooke's younger sister aged past her, so they brought her to see many different specialists in search of answers. But her condition baffled all of them.
Doctors told the Greenbergs to prepare for Brooke's death several times. They even picked out a casket and clothing for her funeral years ago.
"The older she gets, the more unbelievable it gets," her mother, Melanie Greenberg, told WBAL back in 2005.
Scientists studied Brooke's DNA in hopes to learn more about human aging and extending youth, the local NBC affiliate reported.
Brooke Greenberg died last week at the age of 20 but she still had the appearance and mental abilities of a toddler.
"She literally is the fountain of youth if you think about it," Howard Greenberg added. "She's shown me that as hard as it gets sometimes, the next day it can only get better."
Brooke reportedly developed a strong sense of individual identity later in life, enjoyed hugs, and loved her parents and sisters. She also grew rebellious in her teens and liked the Baltimore Ravens, her family said.
Brooke's funeral was held 10 a.m. Sunday at Levinson Chapel in Pikesville. She was buried at Baltimore Hebrew Cemetery.
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Monday, 28 October 2013
HEALTH NEWS: (update) CHOLERA OUTBREAK. About 74 persons confirmed dead!!!
Plateau, Sokoto, Zamfara and Lagos States had recorded cases of cholera outbreak in the last one week.
Zamfara State has recorded 1,117 cases with official confirmation of deaths in two weeks.
The minister, who was disturbed by the outbreak urged Nigerians to take the issue of sanitation very seriously.
Chukwu spoke on Monday during the "2013 Physicians Week" with the theme: "Federalism and Nigeria's Healthcare system-An appraisal of the Primary and Secondary healthcare systems."
The programme was organized by the Nigerian Medical Association.
He said, "As at yesterday (Sunday), 373 Nigerians have been recorded having suffered cholera in this current outbreak out of which we have lost 74. We still got a report just yesterday (Sunday) that few of the cases can do with antibiotic.
"Each Nigerian must commit to certain things; can we stop going into the bush to defecate? Open defecation is not neglected but every Nigerian must know that it is unhealthy. Even market people are paying N5:00 to use toilets in the market place and that is what they do outside this country.
"My role as the Minister of Health is limited; as a minister of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, I will continue to advocate that every sector keys into what each sector should do and individuals should preach to every Nigerian to do proper things in terms of sanitation."
He pointed that, what was important is that Nigerians must do everything to stop open defecation and have access to clean water.
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HEALTH GOSSIP: Secret Weapon Revealed on 'Why There is No Effective Cure or Vaccine Yet Against HIV/AIDS'
HIV SECRET WEAPON
If experts have several set of prospective on HIV cure or vaccine, the virus has a defence mechanism to prevent freedom against itself. For several years, medical science investigated how the AIDS-causing virus works, survives and infects immune cells but a recent discovery revealed the ultimate power of HIV.
Cell journal was a three-year study and recently published, revealing a shocking truth regarding the secret weapon used by HIV to protect itself from extinction and ensure victory against medical treatments.
"We've known about the latent reservoir for many years now. What we didn't realise until this study is it might be larger than previously estimated. It's a little bit scary," according Janet D. Siliciano of John Hopkins University School of Medicine, a microbiologist and one of the lead authors of the published paper, quoted by Online Athens.
Infectious disease experts at the John Hopkins University found the amount of dormant forms of HIV hiding inside infected T-cells can actually be 60 times greater than previous study and these dormant viruses have the potential to become active.
EFFECTS ON THE CREATION OF A CURE or VACCINE
Current models or drugs under clinical trials may have not included this recent discovery, hence the creation of an effective cure or vaccine against HIV may get another setback. HIV reservoirs inside infected cells may cause reinfection if Antiretroviral Drug Therapy (ART) is stopped or interrupted which creates new copies of HIV reservoirs to hide again - repeating cycle over and over.
"These results indicate an increased barrier to cure, as all intact noninduced proviruses need to be eradicated. Although cure of HIV infection may be achievable in special situations, the elimination of the latent reservoir is a major problem and it is unclear how long it will take to find a way to do this," Siliciano said.
But the medical researcher didn't take the blow as hopeless on the creation of a functional treatment but rather took it as challenge since science always have wanted to understand the virus more.
"I don't think it's discouraging. Our approach has always been to try to understand the latent reservoir. Everything that we're doing just gives us more information about the reservoir and about the mechanisms of latency. I think the more we learn about what works and doesn't work helps us go forward," positive aim from Siliciano.
HIV features several unique traits such as high-mutable genetic code, ability to destroy immune cells, causes almost zero initial symptoms and now can hide from plain side by saving reservoirs inside infected cells.
New information such as this frustrates researchers but new details means new knowledge to find the weakness of HIV and strengthen the development of an effective cure against it.
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HEALTH GOSSIP: Baby born with HIV may have been cured!!!
The case was reported earlier this year but some doctors were skeptical that the baby was really infected rather than testing positive because of exposure to virus in the mom's blood.
The new report, published online Wednesday by the New England Journal of Medicine, makes clear that the girl, now 3, was infected in the womb. She was treated unusually aggressively and shows no active infection despite stopping AIDS medicines 18 months ago.
Doctors won't call it a cure because they don't know what proof or how much time is needed to declare someone free of HIV infection, long feared to be permanent.
"We want to be very cautious here. We're calling it remission because we'd like to observe the child for a longer time and be absolutely sure there's no rebound," said Dr. Katherine Luzuriaga, a University of Massachusetts AIDS expert involved in the baby's care.
The government's top AIDS scientist, Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, agreed.
"At minimum, the baby is in a clear remission. It is possible that the baby has actually been cured. We don't have a definition for cure as we do for certain cancers, where after five years or so you can be relatively certain the person is not going to go and relapse," he said. A scientist at his institute did sophisticated tests that showed no active virus in the child.
A government-sponsored international study starting in January aims to test early treatment in babies born with HIV to see if the results in this case can be reproduced.
Most HIV-infected moms in the U.S. get AIDS medicines during pregnancy, which greatly cuts the chances they will pass the virus to their babies. But the Mississippi mom got no prenatal care and her HIV was discovered during labor. Doctors considered the baby to be at such high risk that they started the child on three powerful medicines 30 hours after birth, rather than waiting for a test to confirm infection as is usually done.
Within a month, the baby's virus fell to undetectable levels. She remained on treatment until she was 18 months old when doctors lost contact with her. Ten months later when she returned, they could find no sign of infection even though the mom had stopped giving the child AIDS medicines.
Only one other person is thought to have been cured of HIV infection _ a San Francisco man who had a bone marrow transplant in 2007 from a donor with natural resistance to HIV, and showed no sign of infection five years later.
In the Mississippi baby, "there's no immune mechanism we can identify that would keep the virus in check" like that bone marrow donor, said another study author, Dr. Deborah Persaud of the Johns Hopkins Children's Center, who helped investigate the case because she has researched treatment in children.
Dr. Peter Havens, pediatric HIV chief at Children's Hospital of Wisconsin and a government adviser on HIV treatment guidelines, said the child may have an undiscovered genetic trait that helped her manage the virus.
"I'm just not convinced that her dramatic response would be replicable in a large population," he said. It's too soon to recommend treating other high-risk babies so aggressively without more study, he said.
In the upcoming study, doctors plan to give AIDS medicines for at least two years and watch for signs of remission before suspending treatment and seeing whether a remission results.
The Mississippi case "did open people's eyes further" about a possible cure, Luzuriaga said. "We might be able to intervene early and spare children a lifetime of therapy. That is the potential impact of this case."
Things are just getting better by the day with regards the fight against HIV/AIDS...
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HEALTH GOSSIP: PROCESSED MEAT ‘SIGNIFICANTLY HARMS SPERM QUALITY’
Those, who want to boost the odds of having a child should eat fish instead – with species such as cod or halibut appearing to have a particularly dramatic effect on fertility.
The findings add to the growing evidence that a couple's chances of having children is strongly governed by their lifestyle- with smoking, alcohol and stress having a detrimental effect and exercise and diet enhancing it.
Experts are still unclear why certain foods can harm or promote fertility, but red meat is thought to contain high levels of pesticides and other substances that can interfere with hormones. White fish is rich in zinc, which is believed to boost fertility.
In a study to be presented this week at a meeting of the American Society for Reproductive Medicine in Boston, Harvard University researchers compared the eating habits of 156 men undergoing In Vitro Fertilisation (IVF) treatment with their partners.
They were each questioned how often they ate a range of foods including processed meat, white meat, red meat, white fish and tuna or salmon. Men who consumed just half a portion of processed meat a day had just 5.5 per cent 'normal' shaped sperm cells, compared to 7.2 per cent of those, who ate less.
Men, who had dishes containing white fish at least every other day – or half a portion daily – had far better sperm quality than those, who ate it rarely.
Lead researcher Dr. Myriam Afeiche said, "we found the effect of processed meat intake lowered quality and fish raised quality."
But Dr. Allan Pacey, chairman of the British Fertility Society, was cautious about the findings.
"The relationship between diet and men's fertility is an interesting one and there is certainly now convincing evidence that men, who eat more fresh fruit and vegetables have better sperm than men, who don't," he said.
"However, less is known about the fertility of men with poor diets and whether specific foods can be linked to poor sperm quality.
"In this instance, the authors link men's intake of processed meat with the size and shape of their sperm. This may be a real effect, but the study is small and we know that accurately measuring sperm size and shape in the laboratory is fraught with error.
"However, it is already known that high intake of processed meat is linked to other health issues and so advising men to limit their intake of processed food may improve their health generally, as well as, possibly be good for their fertility."
Last year, Cambridge University researchers calculated that the number of cases of bowel cancer, heart disease and diabetes would drop by 10 per cent if men halved their intake of processed meat.
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Thursday, 24 October 2013
HEALTH GOSSIP: Female Patient Raped while Unconscious by a HIV Positive Doctor.
According to sources, The Benue State Police Command has arrested a Doctor for raping a female patient who was on admission in a hospital where he practices.
The alleged rapist, Toi (not real name), is a medical practitioner with Tersoo Clinic in Naka town, Gwer West local government area of Benue state.
It was gathered that the medical personnel had reportedly tested positive to HIV/AIDs and was receiving Anti-Retroviral (ARV) treatment at the General Hospital, Naka, before the incident occurred.
Medical sources said the female patient was brought to the clinic for emergency medical attention and after been placed on drip, recovered partially, but the doctor, who took advantage of the fact that she was unconscious, forcefully had carnal
knowledge of her.
The police public relations Officer in the state, DSP Daniel Ezeala, confirmed the incident, saying, "the medical personnel has been arrested by our men in Naka and investigation on the matter is on-going.
But Bros Why????? There are some other Doctors out there who are HIV positive but don't behave in such manner. Such an Act can lead to limitations with regards their practice.
What do you think? Please leave your comments below!!!
It will be really appreciated!!!
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HEALTH NEWS: Today is World Polio Day!!!
The history of Nigeria's fight against the deadly disease has been marked by twists and turns. Between 2001 and 2006, the country moved from 56 reported polio cases to 1,143.
It was an international embarrassment, as the nation incurred the derision of other countries, especially those sharing borders with Nigeria. While smaller countries had virtually rid their land of the dreaded disease, Nigeria was re-infecting them.
The concerted efforts mounted by the federal government through the National Programme on Immunisation (NPI) yielded positive results, as the number of polio cases reported came down to 46 in 2010. At that rate, it was expected that within the next two years, the disease would have become history, more so as the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation had weighed in with massive support, in partnership with the Nigerian Governors' Forum, to take the battle to the grassroots. But a combination of social and religious variables militated against the achievement of that dream.
Also, the erstwhile corruption-laden system where middlemen cornered the supply of vaccines shifted the focus from disease eradication to a money-making bazaar.
The sight of polio victims disabled by a preventable disease must be distressing to all Nigerians; the fact that the country is one of the three countries in the world that have never interrupted the scourge of polio is equally worrying. Diseases do not respect borders. Even if polio is eradicated in all parts of the world except Nigeria, it will still find its way beyond our borders. That is why the world is interested in helping us do what we need to do to banish polio forever.
The good news is that what needs to be done is within our power - if we but summon the will. We must intensify the routine and supplementary immunisation activities in such a way as to ensure that no child is left out of the immunisation loop. Even in areas where security threats have truncated ordered social life, government must devise ways to reach the children, to save them from a lifetime of disability. Borno, Yobe and Kano, which have suffered terrorist activities in recent times, accounted for 72% of all polio cases in Nigeria in 2012.
It is cheering to note the reduction in the number of polio cases by 52% in the latest survey. There has been no report of the wild polio Type 3 virus in Nigeria this year.
The war against polio can be won within the next two years, if we sustain the current tempo and claim ownership of the fight. It is our cause. We owe our children nothing less.
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